Maybe yours, but not mine

In this episode of “Schadenfreude Theater,” the New York Times describes the heartbreak of psorisis increduilty experienced by rich people when other rich people treat them the way they treat everyone else.
“While the fallout from Mr. Madoff’s suspected con game shook investors around the world, perhaps nowhere was there a higher concentration of victims than [...]

The Filet-o-Fish is 45. The buns are older. (And they stop criminals!)

Offered without comment. And this is just too easy.

Can we have the cable cars?

The ending was predictable…

…and the main character was just hanging around.
Oh, and the king is still an idiot.

My patriotic duty

Dear Department of Homeland Security,
You might want to take this guy into custody. He seems to have specific information from highly-placed sources that there is going to be a terrorist strike later this year.
Thanks,
Cranky

OK, can we go home now?

Shrub’s long Freudian nightmare is over.

Give me that old (country) religion

You know, the Christianity I follow says a lot about how I’m supposed to treat other people, but it’s silent about how others are supposed to treat me, or even what to expect from them.
I wonder what religion these folks follow?

“OK, let’s just go the back yard…”

At first I thought the Oxford City Council was running their own version of a terror alert right before an election, but it turns out they’re not up for re-election until 2007. Why not just go to an outdoor open-container law and be done with it? Piss off too many (non-collegiate) townfolk?
I mean, [...]

“But I Thought Justice was Blind”

Yeesh

Priorities

They know their audience.