A note to the writers at Channel 12

Dear Writers,
I know it’s a catch phrase you have to use up to and including when you have a bowel movement, but when ice weighs down a limb, falls, and kills a 9-year-old girl, could you PLEASE not call it “breaking” news?
Love,
–Cranky

¶ Posted February 13, 2007 § Hell is Other People, Media ‡ Comments (0)

About damn time

http://www.collegehumor.com/update:1711139

¶ Posted February 4, 2007 § Humor, Media ‡ Comments (0)

You tried to warn us

Rest in peace, Molly.

¶ Posted January 31, 2007 § Media ‡ Comments (0)

S-I-E-G H-E-I-L M-O-U-S-E

This sucks
Of course, Walt was no liberal…
I wonder if they’d let me in the parks in Orlando if I wore a T-Shirt with direct quotes from the hosts on it?

¶ Posted January 4, 2007 § Media, Obsessions ‡ Comments (0)